William Michael Windsor is 74-years-old

YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLDER WHEN… YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFTS ARE A DIAPER GENIE AND A BIB…
AND YOU HAD TO BUY THEM FOR YOURSELF!
It happened — October 2, 2022.
YES, TODAY IS Bill Windsor‘s BIRTHDAY.
Funny how things work. I awakened at 2:48 a.m. Eastern Time just a few minutes ago.
At 2:48 a.m. in Columbus, Georgia a few years back, Mary Johnson Windsor gave birth to William Michael Windsor. Proud papa, Walter Michael Windsor, was a most willing participant.
Just a week before, my Mom was nine months pregnant in Hollywood, California. Dad accepted a job as General Manager of WGBA Radio in Columbus, Georgia.
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Facebook just zapped the story I wrote claiming it violated Terms, so I guess I have to re-write. Grrrr. I sued Facebook in 2013 for deleting my account claiming it promoted “nudity, pornography, and solicitation of sex.” It was about corrupt judges!
I can’t keep my eyes open, so I will rewrite what Facebook eliminated. There is a brief story written years ago on BillWindsor dot com
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Back to Hollywood….
Nine-month-pregnant Mom and Dad, who knew nothing about mothers and babies and childbirth, hopped into their car and drove 2,178 miles from Hollywood to Columbus, Georgia.
I was almost born in Show-Me-Where-She-Danced, Arizona when Dad hit a cow crossing the road in the wee hours of the morning.
But they made it to Columbus, and Dad checked us into the local motel.
I was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. This was very fitting since my Dad was born on a Gasless Sunday during World War I. Taxis and cars were not allowed that day, so Grandpa called an ambulance. All the ambulances were busy, so Grandma, Grandpa, and Walter-to-be were taken to the hospital in New York City in a hearse.
I got short-changed with a plain old ambulance. LOL.
We were living in a motel when Mom went into labor. Dad didn’t want his son to come home from the hospital to a motel room, so he raced out and rented a home at 2222 Buena Vista Road, Columbus, Georgia.
I was born at 2:48 a.m. on October 2, 1948. I’ve tried to keep that secret over the years, but there it is.
I feel 30 on the inside, except for Cognitive Decline, but I feel 100 on the outside since a Boise Cascade 18-wheeler hit me at 70-miles-per-hour in an accident in which I could have easily died. I can barely walk, and the corrupt judge hasn’t set a trial date. I figure Boise Cascade owes me a few million. I’ll trade in the Van Down by the River II and get a one-story house with a full-time female caregiver.
Now, I may not be 74 because my 11-year-old girl friend at Sam’s says I look 58 to her.
I’m celebrating today with THREE (3) football games — Cowboys, Cardinals, and Chiefs followed by a long-overdue evening in the Laundromat.
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Headed back to bed, and I fell and couldn’t get up. I didn’t have my cane and wasn’t wearing my noisemaker and strobe light. Finally managed to get upright after another scary fall.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!#$#@!^

Bill Windsor Has Launched a Web Content Agency

Bill Windsor has launched a web content agency.  Bill and his staff will write articles, website content, product descriptions, press releases, social media posts, blogs, eBooks, white papers, and newsletters for all types of clients.

There are a billion websites on the internet, and they all need content.  The content is published online in hopes of drawing customers and prospective customers in hopes of making a sale.

Most Website Content Fails With Search Engines

     Most websites fail in attracting potential customers through searches on Google, Yahoo, Bing, and other search engines.  These sites are unsuccessful because they do not contain properly written content.

Bill and His Writers Produce Search Engine-Friendly Website Content

     Bill and his team write interesting content designed to get the attention of readers.  The articles are written with search engine optimization as the goal.

The proper keywords are used the appropriate number of times on each page.  Other tactics are used for readability and to appeal to Google and the other search engines.

About Bill Windsor

¬† ¬† ¬†Bill has spent most of his career as a manager of writers and editors.¬† He was the owner, CEO, president, vice-president, and/or publisher of over 100 trade magazines during his career.¬† He has written books, screenplays, manuals, and web content galore.¬† He set up his first website in 1994, and he’s been doing it ever since.


Bill Windsor

I, William M. Windsor, am not an attorney.  This website expresses my OPINIONS.   The comments of visitors or guest authors to the website are their opinions and do not, therefore, reflect my opinions.  Anyone mentioned by name in any article is welcome to file a response.   This website does not provide legal advice.  I do not give legal advice.  I do not practice law.   This website is to expose judicial corruption, government corruption, law enforcement corruption, attorney wrongdoing/corruption, and political corruption.   Whatever this website says about the law is presented in the context of how I or others perceive the applicability of the law to a set of circumstances if I (or some other author) was in the circumstances under the conditions discussed.  Despite my concerns about lawyers in general, I suggest that anyone with legal questions consult an attorney for an answer, particularly after reading anything on this website.  The law is a gray area at best.  Please read our  Legal Notice and Terms.

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Bill Windsor is Writing

Bill Windsor is working as a writer.  He is writing for himself and for others.  He has launched a website to promote his work.

Bill has created a TV sitcom, and he is working with an agent and her editor.  The third draft of the pilot episode needs to be completed.  Bill has also been working on a screenplay.

He first worked as a co-writer on a screenplay in the 80s.¬† “Big Boo Boo at Booger Creek” never found a producer.¬† It was a comedy western about the most inept bank robbers ever.¬† The theme song and soundtrack were great, written by Hiram Kennemer aka Russ Marker.¬† Bill acquired the rights to the screenplay and re-worked it.¬† Still no luck.

In addition to his screenplays, Bill has several books that are complete.  He hopes his agent-to-be will represent him on those projects.  If not, he will self-publish and sell on Amazon.

He was approached about doing contract writing.  He is working with a company, and he writes all types of web content for a wide variety of companies.  In recent months, he has written about perfume, auto parts, fire safety, traffic accidents, and much more.  He has learned a lot about a diverse assortment of topics.

Bill Windsor is no longer working as a publisher, but he has been writing essentially his entire adult life.


 

Bill Windsor in Atlanta
Bill Windsor in Atlanta

Bill Windsor

I, William M. Windsor, am not an attorney.  This website expresses my OPINIONS.   The comments of visitors or guest authors to the website are their opinions and do not, therefore, reflect my opinions.  Anyone mentioned by name in any article is welcome to file a response.   This website does not provide legal advice.  I do not give legal advice.  I do not practice law.   This website is to expose judicial corruption, government corruption, law enforcement corruption, attorney wrongdoing/corruption, and political corruption.   Whatever this website says about the law is presented in the context of how I or others perceive the applicability of the law to a set of circumstances if I (or some other author) was in the circumstances under the conditions discussed.  Despite my concerns about lawyers in general, I suggest that anyone with legal questions consult an attorney for an answer, particularly after reading anything on this website.  The law is a gray area at best.  Please read our  Legal Notice and Terms.

http://www.LawlessAmerica.com

windsorinsouthdakota@yahoo.com

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Copyright, 2022, Lawless America

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Bill Windsor hit by truck in 2017

Bill Windsor hit by a truck, a Boise Cascade 18-wheeler driven by Robert Longest, at 70-miles-per-hour.  He suffered four herniated disks in his back, five herniated disks in his neck, and an inoperable abdominal injury (diastasis recti).

It was Cinco de Mayo, May 5, 2017.

Still no trial.  He really needs surgery.

This has completely changed Bill Windsor’s life.¬† He can barely walk.¬† He has lost all balance.


 

Bill Windsor
Bill Windsor

Bill Windsor

I, William M. Windsor, am not an attorney.  My websites express my OPINIONS.   The comments of visitors or guest authors to the website are their opinions and do not, therefore, reflect my opinions.  Anyone mentioned by name in any article is welcome to file a response.   This website does not provide legal advice.  I do not give legal advice.  I do not practice law.   I have websites that expose judicial corruption, government corruption, law enforcement corruption, attorney wrongdoing/corruption, and political corruption.   Whatever this website says about the law is presented in the context of how I or others perceive the applicability of the law to a set of circumstances if I (or some other author) was in the circumstances under the conditions discussed.  Despite my concerns about lawyers in general, I suggest that anyone with legal questions consult an attorney for an answer, particularly after reading anything on this website.  The law is a gray area at best.  Please read the Legal Notice and Terms.

http://www.LawlessAmerica.com

windsorinsouthdakota@yahoo.com

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https://www.facebook.com/billwindsor1/

Copyright, 2022, Friends of Bill Windsor

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Bill Windsor evicted from Bingo Night

Bingoers say Go Away Bill WindsorGO AWAY Bill Windsor

This was written on December 28, 2023 about an event in my life in November 2016.

THERE’S A BIG BANNER AT THE RV PARK ANNOUNCING TONIGHT IS BINGO NIGHT.

I forced myself to get out and drive to the office as I received an email saying I had a package.

I anticipated a few million pennies from Taylor Swift.¬† But there it was — a big banner announcing BINGO NIGHT.

I don’t play BINGO.

When I first moved to Florida as a member of AARP, I bought a really nice triple-wide manufactured home.¬† I closed and needed to rent a truck in Texas so I could move my Divorce Leftovers to my new place.¬† I couldn’t get Internet service for a week, and I needed to shop for the best deal.¬† I was told I could use the Internet connection at the Clubhouse, so I drove over.

Picture a really big room filled with tables and chairs and not a soul in sight.  I figured it had to hold 500 people.  I found a table toward the rear that had an electrical outlet within the length of a 25-foot extension cord.  I got wired up and began emailing Penske, Ryder, and U-Haul.

From out of nowhere, an old woman appeared.¬† She said: “I wouldn’t sit here if I were you….”

I asked why, and the UNwelcome Welcome Wagon-like Lady told me it was probably someone’s lucky seat.¬† I glanced around the room, and nary a person did I see.¬† But I didn’t want to cause any trouble, so I asked her if there was ANY one of the 500+ seats that might not be someone’s lucky seat.¬† She motioned to an area with an overhang just outside the restrooms.

So, I packed up and moved to a spot next to the Ladies’ Room.

I got on the phone with Penske to make arrangements.

The next thing I knew, a decidedly rude-looking old codger appeared above my laptop screen.¬† He said: “Sir, you’re going to have to leave.¬† You are disturbing the bingoers.”¬† I looked around and realized there had been something like the start of the 24 Hours at Le Mans.¬† There were golf carts everywhere and the largest assemblage of old people I had ever seen.

Bingo Night

I told Fred that I was not speaking loudly, that I am a new resident, that I was here first, that the manager sent me, that I was not using anyone’s lucky seat, and that I would be only a few minutes.¬† Fred said: “Sir, you’re going to have to leave.” I peered on each side of Fred and saw 1,000 old eyeballs staring angrily at me.

When I got everything loaded up, there was a 500-person standing ovation.  I pledged to never play BINGO with a bunch of old farts.  And I never have.

Bingo Night

It is kind of a Red Badge of Courage. Retired senior citizen evicted form BINGO on his first night as a senior.